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A better Bailout

Rasputin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:50:00 +0000

Recently I was talking to a friend about how little good Bush’s bailout and Obama’s economic stimulus bill were doing. My suggestion was to give everyone over 60 two million dollars. I was only half joking. Then my brother in law sent me this via email:

The eight signs of terrorism

Rasputin — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:07:59 +0000

When I came across this little tidbit I was both amused and frightened. Without further ado I give you the eight signs of terrorism (according to our government) and my comments.
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Terrorist operations usually begin with extensive planning. You can help prevent and detect terrorism — and other types of crime — by watching out for suspicious activities and reporting them to the proper authorities. Be alert for the eight signs of terrorism!

Stuff that makes me go 'huh?'

Rasputin — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 04:09:44 +0000

I stopped in a gas station today to get a bottle of water for my wife and a Coke a Cola for me. The water cost $1.29 for a 16 oz bottle and the Coke cost $1.25 for the same size bottle. Apparently carbonated water and syrup cost less than water.

Top of the line conspiracy theory

Rasputin — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 07:50:05 +0000

Remember the Jimi Hendrix song – If Six was Nine? What did he really mean? Let me explain it to you.

In 1919 the sixteenth amendment was passed effectively elimating our rights as American citizens and turning this country into a facist police state controlled by international bankers. Now play close attention to those two numbers – 1919 and 16. If 16 was 19, coincidence?

The Perfect World

Rasputin — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 14:50:59 +0000

Not feeling real political today so I thought I would share my view of a perfect world:

A perfect world is where:

The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss run the trains

An imperfect world is where: